Dorothy Mays

When we were young, most kids our age hated Labor Day because it meant summer was over and it was time to go back to school. Your friends, however, looked forward to it, because your mom was a huge tennis fan. She didn’t just casually watch the U.S. Open, she got all dolled up in her flowing white finery (with matching sneakers) and analyzed the action intently for the entire two weeks of the tournament. Coincidentally, we spent a lot of time at your house during that time period, even though none of us gave a damn about tennis.

Jimmy Connors wasn’t the only one whose wife was totally smokin’. Your dad was a lucky man as well, because your mom was hot!

BIO
When Dorothy Mays was 19, she was all set to be married, but the bridegroom failed to show up at the altar. "I was too young," she says in retrospect, "but I was crazy about him." In our book, it's the guy who must have been crazy. Now, three years later, Dorothy's less eager to settle down. "At this point, I really don't have enough time to devote to a relationship. I'm basically a very romantic person. And if I found a guy I was really in love with, I'd want to do so much for him I wouldn't have time to get my business together." Dorothy, you see, is a talented hair stylist who wants to set up her own shop: "I hope to have enough money saved to open it by the time I'm 25 years old. I already know how the shop will be laid out. It'll have those old-style comfortable barber chairs, but there'll be a lot of mirrors. You know, a touch of the old, a touch of the new. Of course, I'll have a subscription to Playboy, so my customers will have something to read." We suspect, ..