PART TWO!
Snarky Changmin UFO replies!
Fan : Who does oppa belong to??? ME~~~
ChangMin : No way
Fan: Anything to say?
ChangMin : Nope
Fan: I’m making chocolate waffles now, do you want some?
Choikang Changmin: Make them nicer…
Fan : Oppa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ll think of myself as the dancer in Checkmate forever!!!
ChangMin : That’s not possible~ Haha~
Fan: Changmin-ah <3>UFO] Oppa let's go to the public bath, I'll scrub your back refreshingly~~!!
[ChangMin] Then you're a guy?? You're calling hyung, oppa??
[UFO] Oppa, how was oppa born???? How are babies born????
[ChangMin] Go learn at the beautiful children program called sex ed. organized by the lady
[UFO] Please teach me I want to hear it from oppa
[ChangMin] Be quiet!!!!
UFO: Ah I'm hungry..........I think I'm going to die If I eat now, I will get fat, so I will hold back for now
Changmin: Want to die skinny or want to live by eating?.
UFO: Yunho-ya your nostrils are so pretty that I want to put my finger in there, give me permission^^
Changmin: If you were him, would you give permission??;
(Same fan)
UFO: It's raining in Korea right now...You want to eat Gobchang and drink soju with Nuna?
Changmin: If you eat with me, it will cost a lot
UFO: It's fine, you know, Nuna has a lot of money? Or you want to go jogging outside with me?
Changmin: I thought you said it was raining, can you jog when it's raining??
UFO: I woke up from my nap after a dream where oppa-deul abandoned me and went, I'm angry!
Changmin: Judging from reality, there's no point of caring.
Fan: yah~ I got a confession from Changmin oppa TT, thank you, I didn’t know oppa love me! TT
CM: I’m sorry;; I think you are drunk. Hehe
[UFO] ChangMin-ah, do you possibly eat poop too..? (WTF???????)
[ChangMin] What^^?
(Same Fan)
[UFO] I’m not going to be a fan anymore, it’s oppas’ fault for not replying…..
From now on I’m going to be a stalker!
[ChangMin] I’ll say this in a nice way, come back to being a fan
[UFO] If oppa teaches me how to dance I’ll think about it
[ChangMin] Just be a stalker
[UFO] Ok I’ll be a stalker. Look behind you
[ChangMin] A refrigerator is behind me
[UFO] Liar, I’m there
[ChangMin] Are you the refrigerator or JunSu-hyung?
Fan: I have woken up from thinking about them so much that I want
to cry. You’re the first person to have this effect on me.
ChangMin: Don’t cry, or your eyes will be puffy ^ __ ^
Fan: Changmin oppa, please marry me! I have confidence you will lead a happy life.
ChangMin: I have no confidence.
Fan: Changmin-ah I find your adam’s apple so sexy when you scream
Changmin: You have unique taste
Fan: &%*^(^&*)*)(
Changmin: what are you trying to say?
Fan: I know Changmin oppa didn’t go to bed yet!! haha, caught you!
Changmin: I didn’t go to bed, but I never hid either.
Fan: REPLY!!!!
Changmin:.. ;
Fan : I want a reply too, why don’t you reply? Is my question invisible?
ChangMin : The question’s not invisible^.^kekeke
Fan : Sunbae, I think i’m having fever
ChangMin : You. . . You’re a hobae?
Fan : What does BO GO SIP O mean?
ChangMin : When i was young, i received formal education. Where did these kind of words come from!! kekeke
Fan: Please have a chat with me!
Changmin: There's more for you to talk about with your parents .
Fan: why has Junsu oppa's eyes become so big? hoho. eyes have become half the size of the face!!! Changmin: That is still human??;; Fan Hungry la T_T Buy me dinner. <>
Fan : Don’t you wanna marry me oppa? Keke Then sign the marriage certificate!
ChangMin: I want to do neither. hahaha
Fan : This is oppa when oppa was still young kekeke
ChangMin : I still am haha
*fan’s avatar is Min during HiYaYa days
Fan : This is my man. Isn’t he cute?^^ He’s so cute when he smiles
ChangMin : Really?^^;
*fan’s avatar is Min
Fan : Oppa! What does “MAX” mean?
ChangMin : What do you think it means?
Fan: Changmin-ah, I failed… ha.. What is D. If I get all A+ next time, will you pat my head??
Changmin: Talk when you get an A
Fan:Shall We make a baby?
[Changmin]"no comment"
Fan: Does oppa like a smart and ugly girl or a dumb and pretty girl or me??keke
[Changmin]I like my parents^^
Fan: Aren't I nice
[Changmin]How should I know;;
Fan: Will you make me happy?
Changmin: NO!
Fan: I miss you so much I want to throw up
Changmin: You miss me so much you want to through up. Doesn't that seem a bit strange?
Fan: Are U man?
Changmin: ^^ Yes, is there a problem…?
Fan: Hi Changmin oppa, I’m Fried Chicken! But that layer of skin which has not been fried before, is feeling very cold TT Please help me to find that layer of skin ♥
CM: Find it yourself!
Fan: Reply me, darling♥
CM: I think you have got the wrong person!
Fan: I’m doing my English translation homework right now, I have to turn it in T_T Ah, I really hate doing it!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!
CM: > All you have to do is finish~
(Same fan)
Fan: Oppa, Changmin oppa!! I'll buy you a meal when we meet up later!! ^^~ I heard you're meeting Yunho oppa later
Changmin: Its like that?~okay~
Fan: See you later! We'll buy a meal later! Oppa can even go and watch a movie!
Changmin: Oh...I see...; ;
Fan: Changmin's smelly feet, can you stand the smell when it diffuses?
Changmin: Please wake up/be more conscious...
Fan: No more medicine T_T Please buy me some medicine~ T__T
Changmin:Sorry…T_T Ask your mom to buy you some~
Fan: Oppa do you like girls who fart loudly and smell? Would you like girls with bad breath?
Min: Would you like emissions of carbon dioxide? Nuclear weapons?
Changmin oppa! How many times have I blinked my eyes so far?
[Changmin]What is the temperature that I'm feeling right now?
Fan: TVXQ, I love you forever.
Changmin: During that forever, we will work hard! ^^
Ooohh, DBSK's Magnae~ I love his replies. They make me LOL! I bet fans send him these rubbish to test his replies. But the sweet and lovely boy can be nice at times!
Fan: Congratulations on topping the Oricon chart! Hehe. Please don’t forget that we’re always watching over you CM: I’ve never forgotten it ^^ We’ll work harder Go go go ^^
Fan: Eat lunch well! Aja~
Changmin:Aja!! You have to do well on your tests! ^^
Fan: Work hard on your next promotion song! TVXQ is the best! Aja! Fighting!
Changmin: Fighting! ^^
Fan: Changmin oppa! I…am sick….Oppa isn’t sick right?
Changmin: It’s colder lately, and easier to catch a cold. Be careful!
Fan: I wish for TVXQ’s album to sell well and for TVXQ to be healthy!
Changmin: ^^ Thank you~ ^^ Be careful of catching a cold! ^^
Lets take a look at some adorable changmin gifs! OMG LOVE Gifs!
Pics Mini Spam!
Face more of Changmin's powers in XMAN's Dangyunhaji in JAEJOONG vs CHANGMIN! CLASSIC! I miss these Dangyunhaji games!
More reasons to love beloved Changmin! :D You like too? (but face the high chance of me disliking you! )
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥SHIM CHANG MIN!
Translation : choco + crazee@TVXQFever, genna@shimjjang forums
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-shuyan
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